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30 Nov

je hebt zo van die dagen waar alles lelijk tegenzit. om toch weer een glimlach op dat mooie snoetje van jou te toveren, kan je bijvoorbeeld lachen met een ander z’n miserie.

fml is hiervoor de geschikte site. lees maar even mee:

– Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML

– Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he’s sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won’t be getting my $500 deposit back. FML

– Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I’m 46. FML

– Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn’t have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, “BE MY BABY’S DADDY!” I couldn’t get out in time. FML

– Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out hes my cousin: priceless. FML

– Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it’d be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

fuck my life

manjar

25 Nov

werkelijk om op te eten

manjar

lise lieft

12 Aug